Wednesday, 25 July 2012

It's like having kids...

Re-enacting. It's like having kids. Apart from the obvious comparison of it being a money sapping, constant pre-occupation, re-enacting in the dating world is like telling people you have kids.

Now, I need to be careful here. There is nothing wrong with having kids and dating, obviously. It should be noted though, that the killer for many women on dating websites is when they say 'lovely mum to a beautiful son' etc. How many people klick 'block' straight away?

Kids are mainstream. Re-enacting is not. How can one say "lovely father to a beautiful Sten Gun" without having that gorgeous curly haired wench insult you, block you and then call the police? It just doesn't happen. Like I said, currently i'm going on a three date rule. Give it two to get the pleasantries and potential pyschos out of the way and then, BAM! - hit them with the fact that you're a ammo-boot toting research freak who likes exploring the buttons on his battledress almost as much as the curves on his latest conquest.

I swear if I ever get to date three, i'll let you know.

As an aside, I seem to have hit a bit of a brick wall regarding Regiment De La Chaudiere cap badges so if anyone can help, give me a shout.


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